Harry Potter Magical Wand the brave at heart
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When I lived, I was Helena Ravenclaw

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

blameaspartame:

Bodybuilders Against Tipping

ginmpotter:

Come RP with meeee

thebeautyinwhite:

i must be the one to kill harry potter.

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

homogendered:

i got tired of people mistaking me for bigender so here is a powerpoint

trusthim:

So whitemanmarchprotestsigns is trending on twitter and I thought I’d share some of my favorites. Part 1 of 2.

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

hermowninny:

hermione + polyjuice transformations | requested by amortentiaforenemies

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

LC